ULC SEMINARY PAGAN SERMONS

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Below you will find the titles and links to a whole list of articles that have been submitted to guestsermon@ulcseminary.org and we thought you’d perhaps enjoy.The views expressed in these writings belong solely to the authors, but as ULC ministers, we know you value the different viewpoints of others and can use them as a starting point for meaningful discussions.

While we recognize that Pagans don't have sermons in the traditional sense, we also recognize that Pagans have a lot to say. If you have a viewpoint that you'd like to share, please do. We try and get them up for viewing as soon as possible.

Spiritual Sermons - This section has a lot of spiritual sermons and writings, as well as an option to have different ones mailed to you weekly for free. As part of it, there is a free spiritual growth series that many have found to be of great use to them. They are free to read and sign up for.	Absolution of Sins - If you believe in confession and being absolved of your sins, there is a video on this page, as well as information on how you can do this. The form on the page is private and for your use. Even if it's not part of your belief system, there is something freeing about letting something out into the Universe and releasing your burden.
Sunday School - This section is primarily Christian-related, since I don't know that Pagans have any sort of Sunday school, but you are welcome to look through this and see if there are lessons that may be of interest. You can also sign up to have some emailed to you every week.	Starting A Church - In this section, you can learn to start a church of any type, using the ULC name or a name of your choice. There are many sections that you can go to which will have samples of the various types of forms required to start a church of your own. You can use these pages as templates to get your own information together.
FAQs - The ULC Seminary has an extensive collection of Frequently Asked Questions, both about our church and about a variety of other religions. These have been submitted by ministers of those faiths, so if you would like to submit some or see things you'd like corrected, please let me know.	FORUM - The ULC has an active forum where students can post their lesson work or discuss their classes, as well as just engage in disucssions with other ministers. It's free to sign up for and you can find topics of all types listed here. Please join us to talk and debate (politely) with other ministers.

If you have a sermon you’d like to submit to appear in the Guest Sermon section, please send it in the body of the e-mail to guestsermon@ulcseminary.org.

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1. What Is Witchcraft?

2. Why I became a pagan

3. An Atheist View on Neopaganism

4. Unity in Diversity

5. What's in a Name?

6. Musings on Winter Solstice

7. Spiritual Self

8. Annual Lunacy

9. A Pagan Response to Katrina

10. PaganWays

11. Looking at Paganism

12. Forgiveness

13. A Discourse in Difference

14. Walking a Pagan Path in a Christian World

15. GATHERING OF REMEMBRANCE

16. Deity by any other name....

17. An Imbolc Message

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Kind Words

Amy,

Today your positive email came at the most extraordinary moment when it feels like I have reach a crucial point on my spiritual path. All the lessons I have been studying prepared me for this moment in my life, I feel like and having the tools from Spirit Quest is a huge soulful blessing.

The lessons provided are very life changing when one decides to apply them to their entire life a well as outlook. I feel like I have reached a true awakening! It is so wonderfully amazing. I am blessed that I found ULC.

Have a wonderful day Amy,

Rev. B.

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I found this to be true as a child and have used it all my life. Our own expectations create a vibratory rate around us (our aura) and it is perceived by those around us through their third eye. There is more to it than just that but it is wonderful to explore and understand what God has pre-programmed in the human being.

Michael

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There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you.
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Children's bible Story

A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible. Here is what was written:

The Children's Bible in A Nutshell

In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas.

The Bible says, 'The Lord thy God is one,' but I think He must be a lot older than that.

Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' and someone did.

Then God made the world.

He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been invented yet.

Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden.....Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn't have cars.

Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel.

Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something.

One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain check.

After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacob was more famous than his brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his birthmark in exchange for some pot roast. Jacob had a son named Joseph who wore a really loud sports coat.

Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh's people. These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable.

God fed the Israel Lights every day with manicotti. Then he gave them His Top Ten Commandments. These include: don't lie, cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your neighbor's stuff. Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more: Humor thy father and thy mother.

One of Moses' best helpers was Joshua who was the first Bible guy to use spies. Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence fell over on the town.

After Joshua came David.. He got to be king by killing a giant with a slingshot. He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 wives and 500 porcupines. My teacher says he was wise, but that doesn't sound very wise to me.

After Solomon there were a bunch of major league prophets. One of these was Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then barfed up on the shore.

There were also some minor league prophets, but I guess we don't have to worry about them.

After the Old Testament came the New Testament. Jesus is the star of The New Testament. He was born in Bethlehem in a barn. (I wish I had been born in a barn too, because my mom is always saying to me, 'Close the door! Were you born in a barn?' It would be nice to say, 'As a matter of fact, I was.')

During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the Pharisees and the Republicans.

Jesus also had twelve opossums. The worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him.

Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount.

But the Republicans and all those guys put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn't stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead.

Anyways, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again. He went up to Heaven but will be back at the end of the Aluminum. His return is foretold in the book of Revolution.

(I think this was too funny to be written by a child, but puns are good for the soul.)

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Thanks Amy:

These affirmations and words of encouragement have a real impact, so thanks again and keep them coming! This one was just what I needed today!

Have a great day,

Richard
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Thank you so much Amy. You are like medicine to me..Love You: David

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Amy, thank you for being my inspiration and you are one of the lights of my life, love Carl

To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast. At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more. Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings. They're free and heartfelt. I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Motivational Quotes

Little Strokes, Fell Great Oaks -- Poor Richard's Almanac

Inspirational Sayings

I speak truth, not so much as I would, but as much as I dare; and I dare a little the more, as I grow older. -- Montaigne

The power to do hard work

"If the power to do hard work is not a skill, it's the best possible substitute for it." - James A. Garfield (1831-1881) 20th US President. [More Inspirational Quotes

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To do easily what is difficult for other is the mark of talent. To do what is impossible for talent is the mark of genius. -- Frederic Amiel (1856) [More Inspirational Quotes

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A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. ~ Sir Winston Churchill [

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What I am I have made myself. ~ Sir Humphry Davy. [More Motivational Quotations

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